Yo Mama Insults
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 999"
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe?Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD played skip, at the radio station!!!
Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her mobile phone goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 999"
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe?Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD played skip, at the radio station!!!
Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her mobile phone goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard! You should check out http://yomomma.tv/lab/ and share your jokes with the rest of the world! You can even do a video – it's pretty sweet.
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OLIVIA01 |
10:00 PM